crotchonfire

Please leave public comments if you like my ginger root. If you're as talented as these dickmatized dadpole-draining sword swallowers maybe I'll feed you my skull candy. Fair warning: you will have to swallow every inch of it or be prepared for a helping hand on the back of the head. Waste not, want not.

Straightish men and women: if I sent you a friend request it’s because I truly believe my videos can help solve the world crisis of horrible head giving and receiving. Yes, ladies, I’m looking at you. Look and learn. Hung straight men, insist on better service. Leaving meat out in the cold is a crime.